About Gabe

Who is Gabe, really?

That's a really good question. To answer that, we have to go back to 1824. A couple of men were sitting on a dock, staring out into the ocean. They both knew what had to happen, but neither of them were brave enough to make the first move. They just stared off into the horizon. A boat sailed by. The man on the left wondered what kind of cargo it was carrying. He had always wanted to be a sailor, but didn't have the constitution to travel via boat. The man on the right secretly always hated boats, but he could never admit it to anyone. He didn't understand them, and was convinced they were built by witches.

Both men were wrong, in their own ways. The man on the left had never been on a boat before. How did he know he didn't have the constitution? The man on the right had never met a witch. He had only lived in their small town his whole life. No one ever came or left their town. How would he know what witches could do? There were too many questions both of them would never have an answer to.

And so they just sat there on that dock, watching the waves and the ships go by.

What does that have to do with Gabe

Nothing, but wasn't it a nice story?

Are you just going to waste my time?

I considered it, but that seems kind of rude.

So, who is Gabe?

He's a pretty cool dude, I think. I've never met the guy, and I don't know anyone who's seen him. According to my notes here, he's been making stuff for a while, he's written a couple things, and he's made a drawing or two.

All of this was just for that?

Mostly, yeah.
He also streams occassionally on twitch and posts on bluesky.